 | miltonfive: What I leaned yesterday from my Outback Steak House experience is that sexual harassment is never funny - unless it's done ineptly. |
1/7/2010 at 7:42 by Anonymous in - WTF
 | futuretheartist: Im in love with the sound of my own voice. To this day it remains the sexiest thing ive ever heard. |
12/18/2009 at 9:13 by Anonymous in - TooHot
 | emmapersky: urghhh not used to being hit on so much! Find it kinda weird. |
12/18/2009 at 9:11 by Anonymous in - TooHot
 | ash0283: Had people staring at me as I danced... Or rather raved... Amazing feeling. People stopped dancing to watch! |
12/18/2009 at 9:9 by Anonymous in - TooHot
 | miltonfive: I was well lubricated for my magic show - vomited into my top hat. Had to pull the rabbit out from somewhere else. The applause was minimal. |
12/18/2009 at 8:9 by Anonymous in - WTF
 | boomurphy: Eyebrow threading is considerably more painful than childbirth: fact. |
12/15/2009 at 0:19 by Anonymous in - WTF
| boomurphy: Heading off on the Winechap jet for the altitude tasting - beautiful day! |
12/13/2009 at 10:7 by Anonymous in - Money
 | kevinrose: @kevin 10k? |
12/12/2009 at 12:43 by Anonymous in - Celebrity
| kevinrose: @kevin any interest in selling your twitter name? |
12/12/2009 at 12:43 by Anonymous in - Celebrity
 | alexalbrecht: Getting my hair did :) |
12/12/2009 at 12:39 by Anonymous in - WTF
 | JeremyShockey: "I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money" pablo picasso// "To live with no love you will always be poor" J |
12/11/2009 at 23:7 by Anonymous in - Athletes
 | johncmayer: I've got to finish boning my mistress early so that I can go home and explain to my kid that he's lost a role model. What a shame. |
12/2/2009 at 22:59 by Anonymous in - Celebrity
 | roger: I so could go for a movie tonight. Just go out, relax and get ready for tomorrow. Oh well, happy remembrance day everyone! Good night :) |
11/13/2009 at 13:38 by Anonymous in - WTF
 | djfrankiepigeon: So I move the axe, stick my face through the hole in the door, say "Here's Johnny" and they're screamin and cryin #andimlikewhatever |
11/12/2009 at 15:54 by Anonymous in - Celebrity
 | pearsonified: You do not sacrifice the host to strengthen the parasite. This is nationalized healthcare, folks. The HOST needs to be championed. |
11/8/2009 at 17:30 by Anonymous in - Money
 | vaspersthegrate: I oppose with my entire being every soldier, gangster, terrorist, slasher film fan, violent video game player. |
11/7/2009 at 10:38 by Anonymous in - Hostility
 | freakgirldotcom: The hipster girl in front of us in line last night had a Kate Gosselin haircut. I died. |
11/7/2009 at 7:44 by Anonymous in - TooHot
 | Dolanite: He made a pot roast, I hope he likes cute ass, cause it's what I'm bringing to the table tonight. |
11/4/2009 at 9:53 by Anonymous in - TooHot
| Dolanite: Hey! There's a reason they call the majority simple. |
11/4/2009 at 9:52 by Anonymous in - TooSmart
 | indefensible: Last minute VIP invitation to the Cup. Should I go? |
11/4/2009 at 9:50 by Anonymous in - Money
